I’m calling this year’s winner right here, right now. Using my cunning, guile and the ability to read the 11/8 odds given on paddypower.com, Norway literally have it in the bag this year. I’m not sure what it is or how big the bag is but it’s in there before the competition has even reached the finals.
As renowned YouTube critic 1poiuztrewq2 notes in the comments section to the winning Norway entry: “Europeans don’t know how to make good music except for the UK (Rolling Stones etc) and Germany/Austria (Mozart, Handel, Bach). Try selling this shit in the States lmao…”. Indeed, good sir. After the break, I will try selling this shit to any American readers.
Here’s Alexander Rybak (known for playing David Platt in Coronation Street) with “Fairytale”:
Here’s Bosnia And Herziginova’s entry “Bistra Voda” also known as the worst Coldplay tribute act in the world:
Ukraine have decided to enter a woman named Svetlana Loboda with her brilliantly titled “Be My Valentine! (Anti-crisis Girl)”. Warning: I’m not sure if a womand showering in chocolate is NSFW:
What Ukraine should have entered is the amazing cover of a Katy Perry song. If you choose to watch only one of these videos, make it this one:
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